sponsorship.

i'm currently reppin' team pepsico, kids.
ha.
that's not entirely true,
but,
i did get the fattie-boombattie hookup from my buddy jared.
that's real.
his family is runnin' sh!t on the ones and twos around these parts.
so when it comes to carbonated jauns,
i've got corporate endorsement of my flavored worse-water consumption.
that's good news for me, for sure.
check the seventy-two-can-type teleport:

word!!
i'm gettin' fizzy as F*! neighbors.
so,
i can honestly say that i meet some pretty rad people through work.
which is a good thing,
since the exact instant that work is over,
i instantly resume my antisocial hermit styles as hard as i can.
that's no joke.
i work, i go home, i go back to work,
and somewhere along that timeline there's a little grocery shopping in there, too.
mmhmm.
the great news for my hydration situation is that i've got so much seltzer to suckle.
and i like that.
thanks go out to the people who are generous with the tools at their disposal.
that's viking virtue, and that's expert.
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admittedly,
it's not big news, at all.
however,
it's all really happening,
and sometimes i gotta make mention of those moderately above average blips
on the flatline of my daily despair.
try that on for size;
never quiet, never soft.....