every day is the worst day.

happy spring!!!!!
the vernal equionox is upon us,
and how do we know it's good?
c'mon.
we don't.
no socks will be rocked by this day, duders,
that's for realsies, and not a joke.
although,
it could be said that this day is OBVIOUSLY kidding me.
i mean,
i woke up to a frozen F*-fest of snow and ice.
huh?
what?
oh,
no, i'm serious.
i was thinking that the big day was gonna look
and feel a whole lot more like this:

....but, alas, nope, it's the opposite..
instead,
there's skyfall snowfall F*-all piled higher than ever before.
check the ma-nature-is-a-b!tch-type teleport:
                                     
ugh.
thirteen hard-packed inches of ruining it.
and that's not even the lamest part.
check this out:

yep.
those windows are four FEET off the ground, kids.
devastating last-gasp sore-loser winter gaytardation
is what's poppin' and piling and blowing in on the wind.
today is the day.
the first day,
the worst day,
and also my ma's berfday.
uh-huh.
happy happy times and wishes and sh!t go out in
big-ups shoutout-style to the woman who made me.
hip-hip-hooray an' that.
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i've been shoveling for hours;
and the plow guy did a terrible job;
and everything is wet and cold;
and i don't even know what i'm looking at for work today;
and i'm all fired-up on medicines;
and that means thor's day thunder and berserker energy.
i'm sweaty, i'm sore, i'm soaked,
and today is a day of convergence and overlapping
the overlay of ley-lines and concentric circles of spirit and memory.
jeez.
it's a big day,
and it's off to a serious false start
of seriously flawed parts on parts on parts.....
it's all really happening, good, bad, ugly, and dope-
happy spring, friends;
never quiet, never soft.....