rrrrrabbitrabbbbbbit.

...any day in june, goon.
that's right.
actually,
the first day in june.
and that means i said the magic words,
because i am not an A*-hole.
yep.
rabbit, rabbit!
nothing fancy.
i just do what needs doing.
rules is rules.
and speaking of-
the junebug shutterbug bugout is in full effect.
what?
oh.
well, obviously,
i've got to take pictures all week of all the food we're gonna destroy.
y'know?
real-life documentarian records of the new fresh treats,
themed and site-specific an' all that good stuff.
y'KNOW?
no?!
c'mon.
yes, you do.
ugh. you don't?
damn.
but,
you remember what happens when a month begins on a sunday, yes?
jeez. i just told you yesterday.
awww,
you didn't read it?
big surprise.
ok.
well,
i'll tell you, but only because i'm too excited to be disappointed.
it's sandwich week!!!!!
neighbors,
sunday to sunday,
it's all sandwiches all the time all eight days in a row.
uh-huh.
that's a thing.
and i hope you are celebrating wherever you are,
because special occasions are ours for the making.
up here in the woodsly goodness,
it's time for cupboard-stocking refrigerator-filling grocery shopping for sure.
gotta get the buns and loaves and baps and biscuits,
because they're ALL getting filled up for the whole dang week.
in really real life,
i'm not even feeling it.....yet.
but i'll summon up some berserker barbarian dagwood stack-selection
before the end of this day has me making those tasty handheld hottnesses.
yeah.
hell,
i even started this whole morning off with the appropriate response.
check the day-one-take-one-do-it-live-type teleport:

you got it, guys-
that's a F*ing breakfast sandwich!!
multigrain french toast, maple syruped on the inside,
with dry-fried tofu and faker than ever brick-colored bacon-style sticks.
i mean,
it's sandwich week.
i hope you're getting it.
and if you aren't,
you're getting ready to get with it, get on it, or get after it.
this is what's happening this week.
get used to it;
never quiet, never soft.....