blueberries.

bundt cake is cool because it looks like a butthole.
you know that's why YOU like it.
it also is cool because it's a bumpy circle,
and the individual fluted mounds of crumb allow icing
to drip down pre-established channels and look so nice.
fluted mounds of crumb.
i thought that bore repeating.
anyway,
i love lemon pound cake.
that's a thing.
with lemon juice and lemon extract and lemon zest.
my version has a blop of vegan cream chee',
and a dollop of sour cream-style white stuff in it, too.
what?
what does that even mean?
it means it gets a bit smoother, and a lot fluffier,
and that's expert.
jeez.
take it easy.
oh,
and also, blueberry season is going off like a purple explosion around these parts.
so,
obviously,
because i know what to do when life hands me lemons,
and the blue balls all get full at the same time....
i made this:

blueberry lemon butthole cake.
hahaha.
it is already all gone.
if that doesn't let y'all know how good it was, you are dumb at knowing things.
awwwwwwww.
it will be okay,
but that bundt is still already all eaten up regardless.
damn, but that glaze took it right up to eleven, neighbors...
jam and juice and vanilla and sugar,
stirred into that drippin' hottness.
and then lemon zest sprankles, too, for good measure.
i had to shark-glutton big bite my way through a slice or three myself.
no joke.
i'm not gonna b!tch out on bundt day, kids.
i mean, c'mon-
i'm not an A*-hole...
..i'm a cake baking barbarian and a berrypicking composer of unscripted treats.
what better combination of active participation and amused musing is there?
treats are what's up, and treats are what's happening.
that's it.
***********
days off.
or,
what i should say is,
when referring to MY schedule-
day off.
that's today,
and it is already an hour later than i thought.
ugh.
there's not nearly enough time available,
but there's always more to do within those small hours.
i'm busy.
and i'm gettin' busier.
i s'pose i should be grateful that i get the one day to do all i've got to?
i'll give it my best shot, for sure;
never quiet, never soft.....