mo' mocha.

cake?
yeah!
coffee?
yeah!!
chocolate?
yeah!!!
all at once???
you'd better believe it, neighbors.
you know what i'm all about, right?
depth  and breadth, and complexity within a framework.
extrapolations between strong themes and intricate ingredients,
and also,
cake, b!tches.
that's a thing.
so i got out my bundty b-hole bucket,
and i filled it with all kinds of doo-doo brown batter.
yeah,
what?
stop it.
i mean, c'mon......i've been talking sh!t for decades,
so take it easy....i'm obviously like that.
and,
once all the ground espresso beans and cocoa,
instant coffee dust, vanilla and coffee reductions,
and melted chocolate magic were all combined and baked,
a buoyant ring of righteous rich, dark, turbo-charged super-hottness resulted.
that's real.
go ahead,
check the teleport:

mmmhmmm.
and i boiled down a coffee syrup, with confectioners sugar and soymilk,
and extracts of expert elixir-style driplets.....
i felt like i had to.
why?
because a glaze is sexy on a big bumpy brown donut of doom, duders.
the one fact i needed to consider at this point?
uh-huh, that only too much is the right amount.
so,
i also added creamy soyamilk chocolate icing stripes
to top and the sides of the whole dang thing,
just to take it to eleven.
fudgy cakey super rich mocha cake,
straight coffee-style glaze,
straight chocolate-style drizzle,
one hundred percent activated.
yes, indeed.
*
i take my day off pretty seriously.
i get a few hours of daylight to do what i want to.
usually,
my compulsion is to fire up the oven, and get busy with my bakery styles.
i love it,
and it gets results, too.
i mean,
a well-raked yard would only appreciated by my neighbors, really;
whereas a fresh baked block of barbarian brown bread is good for everybody.
i pick my spots,
and i choose my battles.
what's more,
i do what i do, always and forever.
i'm into it,
and i'm out of sorts when i'm off my game.
therefore,
it's all really happening,
and it's not okay to not happen.
more and more and more,
forever.
that's the plan, and it's being implemented every dang day;
never quiet, never soft.....