Monday, September 7

glorious. laborious. victorious.

"it feels like it's really fall now. like the season just jumped off"
true enough, and well said, jim.
our buddy came by for dinner and the first fire at the new citadel.
jess's ma delivered us a chiminea,
and with the scaped-up raked-up bark and splinter leavings from the cords of woodsly goodness,
we blazed up a brief respite from the pre-fall fall in temperatures.

yeah,
those're the solar lights back behind my ladyfriend.
and that view is from the sherlockian study upstairs in the fortress.
times are being had ya'll.
and they're pretty flippin' good ones.
holiday weekends in a vacation town can be pretty sh!tty,
but we live on the opposite side of the traffic jam jamboree,
and there's no place we needed to go.
there's no place like home base, anyway.
all of that was after a nearly nauseating shark-gluttonous feast.
uh-huh,
shark gluttony is when you may have actually swallowed the fork,
and the napkin,
in a balls-out barbarian no-chewing allowed brutal noodle gnashin',
sauce bossy blop-bashin' feeding frenzy.
i made my unparalleled 5 pound pantload pannie-pan of italian thunder last night.
you read that right.
and you missed out, hard, on a chance to go insane
all the way from your tongue to your bung!
wooooooooord.
world-famous it ain't.....yet; but it sure should be.
because it is pretty mutha-uckin' incredible, edible, and unforgettable.
word to gettin' nude,
i came to eat food....
it's like rome gettin' razed by vandals in your mouth.
it's like alderaan gettin' F*d up by the de*th st*r behind your teeth.
it's like eating pornography...?
y'know, kinda awesome, but just so dirty.
okay, O-kay, okay;
it's actually just a big-ass tray of vegan baked ziti.
but it is also all of those other things too.
and i've even got some left over.
recognize.
never quiet, never soft.....

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