ROCKBLOXXX!

nothing is as good as rock bloxxx.
that's real.
yeah,
they're cookies.
yeah,
they're F*ing delicious.
yeah,
they're full of allllll the flavors.
and yeah,
there's a lot of them.
too much is the right amount, man.
look at this:

ROCK BLOXXX!
c'mon now-
get with it or get lost.
they're always the best part, and whenever i make 'em
i automatically overindulge like a big fat hungry hippopotamus.
that's true.
every style is an exxxplosion of activated excellence,
and i've never been bummed out by my outstanding contribution to
the wider world of cookies.
now,
this version right here?
it's peanut butter/peanut/chocolate chip/coconut/oatmeal.
also,
it's flippin' expert.
also also,
there's almost nothing else to really even say-
except,
if you can't hang out with the signature preeminent Folk Life & Liberty Fortress treat,
then you are very likely an A*-hole.
oh,
and maybe the recipe:
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PBCHOCOCOCOATPEANUT JAUNS!
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preheat your oven to 375℉
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in a medium mixing bowl, cream up:
1 stick (8T) softened vegan butter;
1/2 tsp salt;
1 tsp vanilla;
1 cup brown sugar.
once thoroughly blended, add:
1/2 cup natural peanut butter;
1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce;
1/2 cup chopped dry roasted unsalted peanuts.
combine completely, then add:
2 cups flour;
1 tsp ea. baking powder and soda;
1/3 cup fresh-ground unsweetened dried coconut;
1/2 cup fresh-ground oat flour;
1/2 cup chocolate chips.
stir, squeeze, knead, and ball up a whole bunch of little blops,
and flatten 'em with a fork like how you're s'posed to when they're peanut buttery.
yeah!
rules is rules.
i made 45 cookies.
so, that was pretty cool.
baked for 13 minutes, and allowed to cool on a rack.
guys,
that's it.
y'either are on board with the bloxxx,
or you're not.
and if you're not?
well then we're done here;
never quiet, never soft.....