Friday, October 26

PIZZA PARTY FOR ONE!!

PEE EYE ZEE ZEE AYYYYYYY!!!!!
bread flour makes your double dough exxxtra dope.
double dough?!
yup.
that's when you use more dough than pan to make a majestic, magnificent, 
and massive square of of pure sexxxiness.
check it out:
I LOVE PIZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!
brox, tempeh bacon, carmies, red onions, tomatoes, fried garlic (rules is rules),
and two kinds of vegan chee': minced daiya mozz and miyoko mozz grated on top.
that's expert.
with fire roasted chunky tomatoes as the base?
damn, duders-
y'all don't even know about futuristc hottness until you've a had a slice of some of THIS.
...real talk.
i ate it all by myself,
even though it was a hundred pounds of awesome.
i'm ready to swell up and blow out around my midsection.
if it's pizza powered paunch, it's probably pretty powerful indeed.
pizza is the truth, and pizza is all i really want.
in fact-
everything good is actually a derivative of pizza.
i don't have any science to support that,
but, i mean, c'mon,
some folks think dinosaur bones were hidden by the devil in the earth to test dummies faith.
pizza is currently dwelling on the planet with us,
so i'm pretty sure i'm onto something here;
NQNS.....

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