Sunday, June 30

BROWNIES!

how about a batch of seriously chocolaty brownies?
yeah?
yeah!
check the teleport:
if you like chocolate, you'll like these.
if you love chocolate, you'll love these.
if you hate chocolate, well, you aren't very cool and nobody cares what you think.
so, there's that.
would you like to make these?
ok!
here's how:
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BROWNIES!
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preheat your oven to 350℉
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grease a brownie pan (duh) 9" x 11"
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in a 2 quart sauce pot, on low heat, melt
1 stick vegan butter ( 8 T );
1/2 tsp salt;
1 cup brown sugar;
1/2 cup sugar;
1/3 cup cocoa;
1 cup non-dairy milk;
2 tsp vanilla.
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add:
2 1/4 cups flour;
1 tsp ea baking soda and powder;
3 T cacao.
stir it up to thickness,
and add:
1/2 bag dark chocolate chips.
pour it out evenly into the pan, add a handful of chocolate chips across the top,
and bake it for 30 minutes.
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now you've got deep, moist, thick chocolate brownies.
all you gotta do to turn it up?
MORE chocolate.
too much is the right amount, y'know?
yeah you do.
1/2 cup melted chocolate chips, with 2 T non-dairy milk is all there is to it.
stripes of exxxtra chocolate are good for you.
and when you're eating brownies,
there's really no such thing as enough chocolate anyway.
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it's all very straightforward.
add a lotta chocolate.
bake it in the oven.
eat too many.
that's kind of my thing already;
never quiet, never soft.....

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