coughing.

ahem.
coffee cake.
four layers of super-elite deluxe dominant coffee cake.
yep.
i mean,
i like it,
you like it,
we all like it.
and when there's four different distinct tastes to enjoy?
yeah.
that's expert.
check the you-are-my-sunshine-type teleport:

right?
yeah!!
oh, c'mon!
with that spectral spectrum of rainbow sparkle magic?
that's that wu-TANG jauns.
oatmeal cookie bottom base-level powerhouse platform performance.
that's good for you, and it soaks up any excess juice from the next tier
of terrifically tremendous taste and texture.
uh-huh.
juicy, tart granny smith apple pie-in-your-eye-style goobieblops,
oozing and activating and bringing more delights to your tastehole.
neighbors,
that's just the set-up for a spike off the charts on new hottness.
vegan sour cream, and plain unsweetened soy yogurt, together,
in an initially dense crumb cakey level of real jewish grannie tang.
wait.
that sounds weirder than it is.
trust me.
it's got that flavor component game going to eleven.
that's what i'm talking about.
and streusel, too, neighbors.
brown sugary oatfloury, ginger, nutmeg, and cinnamon'd-up,
and melty butterish crumbles of that tippity-topping dopeness.
that's right.
because without streusel,
what the actual F* are you even wasting my time with?
that's no joke.
lucky for us,
i'm about that fourth dimensional sh!t.
yup.
the mystic added something extra that brings the noise.
it makes it all happen, louder, fresher, and harder-
for serious.
so my breakfast is more awesome,
and my body is more full of nutrients,
and my whole old dumb face is psyched for as many bites as it takes
to disappear a proper slice of superfancy unnecessariness.
mmmhmmm.
***********
and now,
there's a whole thursday's worth of stuff to do.
work?
yeah.
food?
obviously.
activation?
always.
it's all really happening,
and i can't imagine how there's ever even anything else;
never quiet, never soft.....