OATS!

i really love oatmeal.

it's true.

thick, hearty, manly oats are what you need to power up a big day.

and if you happen to have a bunch of pretty fancy bits to make 

it look and taste better?

well, you should probably do that.

a sand-colored clump of wet cereal grains is fine, i guess.

but a colorful, flavorful arrangement of edible excellence is SO much better.

check it:

PORRIDGE!

mmmmmmm.

1/2 cup steel-cut scottish oats + 2 T thick rolled oats;

2 tsp vegan butter;

1/4 tsp vanilla;

pinch of pink salt;

1 1/2 cups coconut-almond milk-

brought to a boil, and simmered with a lotta stirring 

to get that blarpity consistency you know you love.

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plus apples, 

and real new hampshire maple syrup,

and strawberries,

and raisins,

and coconut,

and cinnamon.

it's so simple, but it's so dope, y'know?

yeah.

if you need all the fuel for a big day,

or you just wanna feel the most full,

this is the one.

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the thing is, i have a smoothie every morning.

with fruit and vegan powdered energy exxxplosion dust.

i don't need a big breakfast,

i've already sipped on one first thing.

however, i WANT more breakfast, all the time.

breakfast and dinner have all the best food.

lunch is bullsh!t, and i couldn't care less about it-

but brekkie? i'll take second breakfast and elevensies, always.

and if you're gonna load up then really go for it.

a piece of toast with peanut butter? 

c'mon.

you ca go harder than that.

a doublesized bowl of oats and a garden of fruit on top?

with ethically vampired sweet concentrated treeblood?

now you're talking;

never quiet, never soft.....