SOFTIES

peanut butter is such a great thing to put in a cookie.
y'know?
chocolate is good.
oatmeal is good.
coconut is always a secretly good little add-in.
but peanut butter?
c'mon, man.
and it's sometimes a tricky b!tch to include because it can make a cookie too crumbly...
but not if you're expert at cookies.
and i'm that if nothing else.
check these soft boyz out:

SOFT!
SWEET!!
SUPERB!!!
i just feel like having some new hottness is a great idea,
and it's been a lil minute since i went into a peanut buttery explosion of excellence.
it was time.
and now i'm here eating way to many of 'em.
yep.
too much is the right amount,
and i took down half a dozen of these jauns before i even left the house.
would you like to make some as well?
i can help with that.
here's the recipe:
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PB CC COOKIES!
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preheat the oven to 375℉
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in a medium-sized mixing bowl, cream together:
1 stick (8 T) vegan butter;
1/2 tsp salt;
1 tsp vanilla;
2/3 cup sugar;
1/3 cup brown sugar;
3 T powdered sugar;
1/3 cup crushed unsweetened flaked coconut.
mash that all together, then add:
1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce;
2/3 cup creamy natural peanut butter;
1/2 cup coarse oat flour;
2 cups king arthur flour;
1 cup mini chocolate chips;
1 tsp baking powder;
1 tsp baking soda...
moosh it up, and get psyched.
it's gonna be sorta soft, and it's gonna get beige af.
you want it, you need it, and you will like it a lot.
i made golf balls,
and i flattened 'em like you do.
then i put fork lines on 'em, because rules is rules,
and then i baked 'em for 13 minutes.
f'real.
SO PERFECT.
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you won't regret making a big fat batch of these soft centered sweeties.
i love 'em.
i guess that's the best i can do.
i make a cookie, i eat a cookie, and my life is better about it?
i have doubts about that, but i also have a bellyfull of cookies.
maybe that's worse?
i seriously don't even know anymore.
neighbors, make some F*ing cookies and find out;
never quiet, never soft...