revolving.

neighbors,
i am still doing crafty nerd things.
in fact,
i'm actually doing crafty nerd things SO HARD!
yeah.
like,
taking all of these toy guns i get,
and activating their inner anachronistic expertism.
mmmhmmm.
because too much is the right amount,
and overdoing it is even better than doo-dooing it.
that's real.
my latest creation?
a super-bass-boosted subsonic percussion revolver,
with all the rivets and twice the brass finish.
check the steam-boiler-bullet-blaster-type teleport:

c'mon.
and of course,
it's asymmetrically sexy:

that's pretty cool, tho, no?
oh, stop it...
i know it isn't a cupcake.
i mentioned that awareness last time, didn't i?
that's right. i did.
so many parts, piecemeal and patchworked,
a compressor elbow,
bottlecaps, a laptop stand ends, pvc for days on end,
wires, and spools, and tire valve caps, large air hose adapters,
and even genuine ar-15 magazine baseplates.
i especially like the trigger guard.
a big ol' circle makes it look exxxtra dope.
at least, i think so, anyway.
it still shoots, too.
rubber bullets.
really.
and that's pretty rad, as far as function and form are concerned.
that's it.
so, yeah, i made something into something better.
that's kind of my thing,
when i'm not too busy making it all much worse.
haha.
i can't decide which i prefer,
so i do an awful lot of awfully good,
and a whole lot of blessedly awful,
and i do it all to eleven.
uh-huh.
that's the only way it even ever works.
falafels, and cake, and rivets and wires, and tattoos, and books....
every day is full of itself,
and every day is too long and too short,
and it's all too much.....
that's how you know it's going the way it's s'posed to;
never quiet, never soft.....