today is THE day.

HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!
yeah.
this is it.
the big action,
the big business,
the big fun.
all of it all day long.
i'm ready.
are you?
well,
i think you'd better get ready, kids.
i'm serious.
because it's ALL really happening,
and that's the whole point,
also,
i got up and frosted the F* outta some tricky treats.
check the happy-haunting-type teleport:

yeah!!!!
pumpkin cups, all kinds of cakey and that,
but, are they just cupcakes?
as plain as they come?
c'mon, what are you?
an A*-hole?
no way, jose.
they're spiced and moistened and sweet as all get out;
and activated to the ghostiest mostest with that creamchee' frosting on top!
they're totally yum4tum, neighbors.
and of course after a base coat of ghost white ice,
i had to mix it up with those two-tone swirls of bloppity gooey frosty hottness,
orange and green for hallowe'en, y'know what i mean?
and so many different sprankles.
because too much is the right amount,
every time, and all the time.
***********
i love today,
even when i hate today.
and that's just the way it is,....
i'll be putting in some contacts in a little minute,
and i'll be brushing eye shadows all over my lids, too.
high dramabombin' is the way it's gonna be today,
and if i get anything else done,
it'll be a hallowe'en miracle, for sure.
there's no time for more writing,
there's only real life as a pretend person,
dressed up, messed up, and ready to fess up to all the blistering babarian rage,
and savage stormswept lightning-striking hot fiery berserker fury
that six weeks of costumes and no sleep will produce.
today is the day,
powered by cakes,
and fueled by a haunting and abiding irritation with all things.
maybe i'm just getting into character,
and maybe the apex is a crescendo of thunderous and deafening sh!t.
i guess we'll find out in a few;
never quiet, never soft.....