Wednesday, October 31

costumescence

more!
that's what today is about.
if you can't be about it,
be somewhere else,
because it's SO going to eleven today.
uh-huh.
appalachian moonshinin' pioneer activation?
oh, sure thing, kids.
i GOT they.
check the porch-settin' drawler, via teleport, y'all:
c'mon.
C'MON!
that's one hard-styled handsome homesteader right there.
complete with rocking chair and all.
huh?
yeah. 
that's a G-darn union suit, son.
is it wrong that i own all those articles and items in non-costume form,
and just put 'em all together to make something better?
no way, ninja.
it's all about improvising and 
i looooooooove Hallowe'en!!!
real hard, even.
there are destined to be several costume changes throughout the day.
...that's a thing.
i've got the day off of work,
i've got the need for sugary treats in my face,
and i have to get some black nail polish for later.
i can't promise that everyone is gonna have a good time today,
but i assure all y'all,
it won't be due to my lack of participation.
uh-huh.
there will be much more documentation to follow.
today is the day.
all day.
until my teeth rot out or i pass out, or both,
i'm humpin' beehives and choosing wrenches until tomorrow.
....and don't EVEN get me started on tomorrow.
hahahahahaha.;
never quiet, never soft.....

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