gimme pounds.

whoa!
chocolate is good for you.
that's a thing.
and cake?
well,
cake is always a floury flourish of celebratory hottness.
that's a thing, too.
so obviously,
chocolate cake is the big action we need to get going on, right?
right.
check the dense-bombin'-moist-madness-type teleport:

c'mon.
neighbors,
it's chocolate cocoa fudge pound cake.
no jokes.
a giant soft, dark, rich doughnut of dopeness,
covered in cocoa-laced icing drizzles all over it's flat top,
and bursting the borders to slather the sides in thick drips
of sugary sweetness.
mmmm.
oh,
and then, just to kick it up to the next level,
there are both roasted cacao nibs,
AND chocolate-covered cacao nib sprankles on top.
i take the chocolate situation to eleven, friends.
i have to.
too much is the right amount,
and rules is rules,
so really,
i'm just fulfilling my destiny here.
yeah.
this cake though.
i mean it.
soft and sweet and just layer upon layer of brown
on brown on brown on brown onbrownonbrownonbrown.
uh-huh.
just what the weekend needs to get started right.
there's work to be done,
and the furnaces need fuel, y'know?
my engine runs on chocolate cake today.
that's that high-performance jauns.
and it's going in my flippin' mouth all dang day.
let them eat cake?
LET them?
ha.
just try and stop me.
today is for chocolate,
today is for cake,
today is the day,
and that's what's up;
never quiet, never soft.....