rabbbbbit........rrrrrrabbit

yeah, i said it.
y'know?
mmhmm.
i said exactly what the heck you think i did.
that's right.
the magic words, neighbors.
uh-huh, the good ones-
for expert activation;
for good-luck coincidence cultivation;
for first-of-the-monthly movie check generation;
for active really real worthy warrior poetic participation;
for all that and then some, all the time, every single time....
i say it out loud at the page-turning, clock-stroking switch
from last month to this month,
and i say it again,
just in case, as soon as my eyes open wide in the dawn's early an' that.
word up.
in this particular incidental fortune-favor-currying instance,
there's only one situationally site-specific stipulation-
and that is that in order to cast the spell correctly,
you've gotta say the right incantation at the right moment...
...or else it doesn't work..
rules is rules, kids.
once you know 'em,
you'd do well to observe the proper practices therein.
anyway,
you'd better believe that i did it,
double rs and quadruple b's all over the flippin' place:
rabbit, rabbit!
because who doesn't want more good stuff?
only an A*-hole.
that's who.
yeah.
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oh,
yeah, duders,
i had some good-riddance-to-a-dumb-month macaroni last night.
huh?
oh, it's definitely a thing,
and it definitely happened.
check the gnocchi-look-like-grubs-type teleport:

mmmmmmmmm.
shallots, and reddish-beige-ish bacony chunks,
with wilted baby tomato semi-circles and asparagus spears,
lubed up with a nootch-blasted volcanic veganic creme sauce,
all over those potato pasta larvae,
with curly-leaf parsley sprankles.
yes.
my mouth was well rewarded for my hands' efforts.
march was a real b!tch-A* thing to do,
but maybe the golden showers of april will make up for it?
what-what say-what say-whaaaaat?
yep.
anything could happen;
never quiet, never soft.....