Wednesday, June 29

aburrido? claro que no! ruido? claro, burrito!!

what do you know about EXPERT consumption?
how about shark gluttony?
too much is the right amount.
all the worthy warriors are aware of that fact.
but the really-real ones know
this is the only way to eat a burrito:
broiled, black-eyed pea and seitan-type jauns.
hungry in a hurry?
you've still got to wait for the rice.
awwwww, man.
i guess it's a good thing it's totally worth it once the
double sauce blops get busy in your boca, b!tches.
double sauce trumps weak-sauce every single time, neighbors.
that's no lie.
c'mon.
a dirty diaper of folded up homemade seitanic sexiness?
we GOT they!
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how much a&d is too much?
waitaminute.....
you thought too much was the right amount?
in that case, i think we're getting there.....
check out my monday's doo-dooings, duders:
let's see if it rises from the ashes of it's own moisture rash.
for the record-
this is a client submitted sample of my sauce.
and that may be why it uploaded sideways three times.
alas,
it's ALL really happening,
even when it's totally wrong.
purple?
yeah.
that's how you know, my ninjas.
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the weekend is already over,
and for most practical purposes
so is june...
do baby bears think goldilocks' falafel mix is just right?
i don't know.
but they sure do think mine is.
yep.
compost bear buffet time.
all night long.
add in a barking batsh!t bull-breed b!tch,
and all the makings of a righteous case of indigestion
were immediately underway.
for me and my ursine understudy.
nature wins.
every time.
hard times, hard-styles, and hard pounding, even,
except on the receiving end of life's stinky twinkie.
whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
yes indeed;
never quiet, never soft.....

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