gearing up, moving out.

duders,
you never know what tomorrow is gonna bring.
i'm of the opinion that tomorrow will definitely
bring the mutha-'ucking thunder.
it's wotan's day,
and despite the forecast calling for rain,
our own personal thaumaturgical meteorology
calls for an unhealthy dose of some severe
savage stormswept hard-style pounding
of the leaded variety.
yeah,
that's a real thing.
you guys don't know him yet,
but one of our 'zombie' volunteers is back!
uh-huh.
tim is up here, and down to play dress up.
the ZERO team is in motion.
the surrounding countryside is fully activated
with fall bomb-bursts of color and autumn-matic
natural splendor and it's respective perspectives
of well-respected splendid scenery,
grown-A* men, neighbors,
are about to get supremely expert.
i've been packing for the excursion/incursion.
and that's no joke.
friends,
do yourselves a favor...
check out this segment of the teleport:

c'mon.
C'MON!
any self-respecting worthy warrior know what's up.
gear, guns, and guerrilla goodness.
don't worry, ma,
it's all for zombies, remember?
the advertising campaign is underway, y'all.
performance hottness, in F*ing full effect,
at full-throttle, for full-bodied flavor.
i need more zombie volunteers,
i need manly men to play dress-up on camera,
i need best boys and key grips an' sh!t.
well,
maybe not key grips,
but pistol grips, for certain.
new england undead resisitance operations, kids.
n.e.u.r.o.?
that's smartness, from the future.
ZERO heavy industries is making moves,
and i'm looking at you guys to get involved.
hey,
you're part of it.
or at least you can be.
so get busy, b!tches.
***********
in other news,
i did a bunch of lame chores.
however, as lame as they were to do,
now they're done,
and the next phase of woodsly participation
can be begun in a guilt-free and unencumbered manner.
watersealant vapor headache?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
onion ring bellyache?
uh-huh.
dress-up outfit anxiety?
you know this, son.
dentist's office routine maintenance visit?
actually,
i'm psyched about that one, folks.
'up-here teeth' are never invited to my make-out parties.
wu-TANG!!
respect the hottness,
recognize the realness;
never quiet, never soft.....