'guinis.

fake meat.
that term is F*'d up.
soy slices?
still gay.
let's just say that the greyish beige slabs of sliced sexy
taste pretty G-darned good, neighbors.
honestly,
i'll eat almost anything, if it's vegan.
no joke.
but,
this little somethin' somethin' was off the hook, son!
(teleport)

grilled 'butter'y bread,
not-mayo vegenaise,
and meatless gravy.
basically,
if it weren't for the bread being real bread,
this is really just a pretend sandwich.
manufactured in my kitchen,
with a double-dose of 'garious itis,
by my 'hood-to-death wifey.
we got them jauns on lock, kids.
word.
sandwich week.
still in effect.
wordimus prime;
never quiet, never soft.....