cashews and broken necks.

cucchie's nootchies?
yep.
the cucch came back, just a few hours after he left.
yes he did!
we got to reunite and power up like a pair of pure-being participants.
that's real-
a doubled-back retraced steppin'-out-and-breaking-north-correctly kind of style.
and you know what that means?
indeed-
activation society re-activation dinner expertism, for our faces.
we got SO fresh with it, neighbors.
check the fancy-schmantzy gourmet shark-glutton hottness, via teleport:

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
c'mon.
tempeh, b!tches.
soaked through with barbarian bouillon,
and breaded up with cornelius mealius,
then seasoned all over the place with spices that wafted through the house
conjuring up the essence of grand ol' italia an' that.
then it's got cashew 'parm' sprankled all over them jauns..
that's fancy talk for crumbled-up nuts with nootch-activated salty specks.
and that's science talk for deliciously dope.
over pasta, with a cauldron of commandeered flatbread pizza sauce...
(we stole a bowl of it from out of the restaurant)
come on, kids.
that's one sexy slab of vegan delights.
and is that kale i see over there?
of course.
dark and leafy business has got the nutrients, stoopidheads.
...believe it.
and what about that fresh tomato relish with sauteed portobellos?
we get lively with the flavorful innovations, duders.
i know you're into it.
i mean, if you aren't, then what are you?
an A*hole?
you'd better not be, or you'll not hear about those carrots.
what do you ninjas know about brown sugar and chipotle hot sauce?
double-sweet, smoky, spicy baked roots, son!
we freak it off all the way to eleven.
i think we're opening up new culinary avenues of exploration,
and enriching the dietary experiences of the younger warriors of woodsly goodness.
sure we are...
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it's a sunny day off here in the north,
so obviously we are headed south.
there are weirdie grocery stores and good licorice that need purchasing,
and green elephants that need visiting.
it's gonna be a full day for our faces.
louder, fresher, and harder than average,
and with longer nighttimes and rougher edges than ever;
never quiet, never soft.....