fat.

if your pizza doesn't look like this,
then you're definitely getting the wrong kind.
teleport:

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
neighbors, i'm eating ALL the veggies.
c'mon, son.
...that mutha-ucka got 'tatoes and squash and cranberries and sh!t.
that's supreme activation on the flat bread from the oven jauns.
sometimes i need to shark-glutton face-stuff my whole head full of
overloaded turbo-hottness that goes to eleven.
you like it.
i eat it.
if you are what you eat,
then i'm just too damn much.
facts and figures, kids.
truths and bigger belts an' that;
never quiet, never soft.....