that's that luxurious combination jauns, for your face.
i mean,
c'mon-
mocha!
coffee and chocolate.
y'know?
they love each other,
i love them separately,
and i adore them both blended together.
so,
i guess i had to heap the hottness in one big hunk,
and activate some treats that really drive home the mocha majesty.
that's real.
check the teleport, neighbors:
in individual extra-edge-endowed burly double-tall brick form.
mmhmmm.
so heavy, and so dense, and so moist, and so dark and rich and so on, etc.
yeah.
the baked-in chips really accentuate the chocolate,
so i need to imbue them with the extra-mochafied freshness of more coffee.
yep.
and when it comes time to create more,
double-espresso cream chee' frosting does the trick.
that way,
there's so much sugar and chocolate and coffee,
if you can't hang out,
it's because you're a weak-A* waterdiaper of a human,
and you aren't invited anyway.
that's the rule.
these massive monster cubes are really flippin' good, too.
i mean,
all the textures get together to get it going to eleven,
and then i get it all in my mouth as hard as i can.
just one bite left me sugarshocked for a second,
and the rest ramped up the berserker brainpower of my battle-beastly
inner infinite nature into the red.
uh-huh.
i'm fired up,
and fueled by furiously ferocious fattie treats.
today is the day, kids.
the loudest one,
all day long.
listen close....
that's me yelling.
you like it?
no?
well,
you may want to learn to,
because that's the way today is destined to play out;
never quiet, never soft.....
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