covered and otherwise.

new hat?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
teleport it:

aaaaand, check!
choco cake, neighbors.
with escapey crumbs.
that's some new hottness, for sure.
deanna hooks it up.
homemade stitchy head covers
for my whole sad skull.
lucky flippin' me!!
personal style goes a loooong way,
and my style is impregnable, son.
that's that hardest ever sh!t.
recognize.
*
today was butt.
sloppy Schlampe butt.
not dope.
at all.
tedious tattbombs and brutal blasting
on itty-bitty intricate undercompensated zappers,
sending my whole entire day down the crapper.
but it wasn't all bad, was it brad?
how about it, janet?
admit it, there were a few less-than terrible bits.
like my flavorful new stocking cap,
and my brand-spankin' new haircut activation.
reteleportational checking?
okay, duders,
doo-doo that:

ugh.
not bad,
except for the part where that face-piece F*s it up.
soooo much forehead.
hahahahahaha.
it gets bigger every day,
but it's about the only thing around here that does, ninjas.
awwwwww, man.
beard trim nutrients?
you know it.
if the saddest and the grayest had a baby,
that's what you'd get.
it's what i've got.
and that's what's up.
tonight may or may not be expert,
but i assure y'all,
it's really happening;
never quiet, never soft.....