my new sweet baby.

uh-huh.
say hello to mrs. sexypants:

hellooooo, boys.
after a long hard summer,
i bartered, cajoled, influenced, manipulated,
and ultimately hunkered down and gave in to
my hankering for hot lead and cold steel.
yuuuuuuuuuuuup.
neighbors,
i doo doo that rosewood-inlaid rubberized handled
hard-style fiber-optic adjustable-sighted turbo-hottness.
.22 caliber.
huh?
that's tiny?
sure it is,
so let me shoot you with it....
right.
you get it.
*
i'm figuring it out, kids.
slowly, but surely;
never quiet, never soft.....