TACOS, BROS!

you don't like tacos?
that's lame.
wait, you like tacos, i'm sure of it.
everybody likes tacos.
they're frickin' awesome.
and if you're even just a little baby bit awesome,
you like tacos.
that's a thing.
i like tacos, A LOT, because my awesomometer goes to eleven,
and that's no joke.
besides, it's tuesday,
and that's as good a time as any to tell all y'all about what i've been up to
getting frisky and fresh in tacotown for taco tuesday
and/or every/any other day, too.
check the teleport:

SOFT CORN TORTILLAS!
they're NOT as good as the soft flour jauns,
but they're still superior to those sh!t-A* shrapnel shells of hard tortilla terror.
i don't like crunchy tacos, bros.
i'm not sorry about it.
ANYway,
i made some gluten-free everything, for my gluten-free breezy baybaymama.
y'feel me?
it's real.
i had refried beans, of course.
with ho'sauce and nootch and GPOP and lots of minced white onion added in
i had olive-oil activated sweet potato hunks.
there's black beans with ho'sauce and hot smoked paprika and GPOP, too.
mmhmm.
MORE beans are what you need on your tacos, kids.
they make you strong.
yeah.
and lettuces (all the fancy ones)
and AVO-F*ING-CADO, because it's the best.
plus tomato, and cilantro, and white onion, and lil red sweet pepper strips.
uh-huh.
that's a lotta stuff, and it's all pretty great.
but, there's also cilantro-lime sour creme on there, as well.
yes- too much is the right amount.
oh, and i just noticed something else-
i also put radishes on 'em!
woohoooo!
i even used some premade jarred salsa, man.
shhhhhh.
i got it for my girlie, but i used some for myself.
i know, right? jar sauce, like WTF?!
ha.
...oh, and limes, of course, because rules is rules.
these aren't complicated at all,
but they taste fancy.
and yes, i obviously toasted my tortillas, buddy-
nobody likes a sad, raw-tasting white corn bummer.
don't be dumb.
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the thing that's so expert about tacos is that they're always awesome.
simple, rewarding food, in a folded flap.
that's why they're in my top five, for sure.
infinitely customizable, fillable,
and you can chomp down on a whole lot of 'em at once.
that sounds great to me.
how about y'all?
yeah. i'm sayin', they're what we need more often.
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only difficult tattoos.
yep.
that's what the coming weeks have in store.
the minute that we slow down on the walk-ups and spontaneous zips and zaps,
all the trail-by-fire hard ones come down form the hills-
single-needle straight lines by the dozen,
parallel lines around all the limbs,
scar disguising,
cover-ups in every direction......
luckily, working is so much better than not working,
so i'm taking on all the challengers, and i'm taking my time, and doing it right.
or, at least, i'm doing the best i can with what i'm being given to work with....
december is wild as hell, man.
that's f'real-real;
never quiet, never soft.....