AVOCADO!!!!

sourdough toast is tiiiight.
that's for sure.
i mean, c'mon.
that's homemade from-scratch naturally-leavened love, neighbors.
add an avocado so ripe that it had me feeling like
i was being shown a favorable nod from the gods of perf-acado sorcery.
mmhmm.
avocado toast, man.
i had NO idea it was so good.
i tried a savory blast of big flavor this time around.
check the teleport:

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
that's level eleven expert activation to start your day off like a champion.
f'really real.
dudes,
there's dry fried pink-salted 0% slim firm baby bella mushrooms.
that's dope.
there's blackened baby grape tomatoes.
a little olive oil heat up exxxtra-hot, and halved tomatoes gettin' all grilled up.
sesame seed sprankles are a good idea, probably.
i dunno. i like 'em a lot.
fresh cracked black pepper is invited, too. i need a LOT of it for that spice.
y'all ever had dried shallots? i hadn't either,
but holy sh!t.
they're delicate and delicious and delightful, buddy.
i'm glad i used them on this heroic breakfast experience.
look:

COME ONNNN!!
agave-glazed fried pumpkin seedlets? those tasty little bitty baby pepitas!
they have a lil black pepper fried-up with 'em.
and micro-green sprouties?!
too much is the right amount.
...guys, i also have those pea shoots underneath.
just in case i need a little exxxtra extraness.
and of course, i do.
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avocado toast, kids.
it's good.
now that i know, y'all are gonna see a whole lot more of it.
the ripeness of that avo-flippin'-cado was the essential element
of the success of this fresh breakfast.
i need a whole ton of this.
i'll certainly have to have it, and as long as i make it myself,
which naturally is all i ever do anyway,
i'mma get a hectare of hottness for my face.
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where the heck is this little baby?
hiding out in a belly cave,
taking her sweet time to show up.
hmm?
yeah.
it's not time yet, but we're all sure she'll be here early.
how early remains to be seen, but i'm guessing the 7th.
y'all have any guesses?
i'm listening and taking bets on the big day;
never quiet, never soft.....