Tuesday, July 15

new releases

tuesday is new release day.
books, movies, music;
tuesday is the big day...
i, on the other hand, am looking for NEW releases....
besides reading, and cooking, and shootin' guns.....
i need to replace recreational rampaging with relaxing keep-it-realness.
how do you relax when you're a berserker?
oxymoronic, no?
the old time battle bards used to drink.
a LOT.
that's not so much gonna be the way for me i think.
regular people eat pizza and watch sports.
i like pizza.....
but that seems a little low-end for folk-life fury and woodsly ministerial goodness.
i need something suited to my weird woodland realm.
bones, birds, bicycles, battle-axes, hot fire, lava, lightning.....
y'know, stuff that battle-beasts like.... 
new releases.
new methods of letting go of a wholly white-knuckled hammerlock on life.
moves must be made my ninjas.
so far, i haven't come up with anything.
warrior poetry becomes ragnarok reruns when real-life starts interfering with folk life.
time never moves at a constant pace.
and i don't know if time hung out with wilbur or orville,
but it sure seems to be flying these days.....

dan
 and ram are here. 
bullets are being loaded,
targets are being acquired and systematically eliminated.
banana blueberry muffins are in the oven.
i just finished david sedaris' new book.
reading. cooking. shootin' guns.
more of the same.
nothing NEW.
 
what do you recommend for the sophisticated modern-age viking craftsman?
i'm open to suggestions.....
not as loud as earlier, and also not quite as hard......

3 comments:

kristin said...

nice blog albie rock...i have a suggestion... make more dolls...seriously. wicked cool pictures of them you posted. i have been saving socks with an army of those little beings in mind. (where should i send em?)

jimmieknuckles said...

graffiti? maybe battle beast wheat pasting is in order?
then instead if it being "hey arent you that dude"
itll be " hey man youre like that dude arent you?

change comes slow in themountains i guess
but i means
word
youll be a wheat demon

Unknown said...

heh... those photos are just the start... just scratching the surface of what's coming next. I'm plotting locations as we speak... another Rock/Rovetti pic session is a MUST.