F.T.P.

transparent flames. so dope.
the snow is deeper than the fire pit.
i had to dig out a path and a patio.
well worth the effort, of course.
woodsly goodness is it's own reward.

gettin' snowed on.
while stayin' warm.
while puffin' a fuerte fuente.
while being wet.
that's what magical midwinter meditation looks like.

it's civil rights day.
at least, up here.
the rest of the country (besides utah and arizona) are having martin luther king jr. day,
and new hampshire doesn't really care.
which is pretty lame, sad, weak-sauce.
especially when you get a free day off!
the post office is closed.
the banks are closed.
but cracker-ass new hampshire won't give any proppers to mr. M.L.K.j.
that's hard hearted-hate right there.
and what's worse,
i don't even know if school is cancelled up here.
if it IS, it's probably because of all the snow.
which, by the way, is white.
i can't hang out with that kind of babypants idiocy.
that's why i'm reppin' my favorite three letter arrangement;
F.T.P.
fight the power.
f* tha police.
free the panthers.
for the people.
and of course, the number one answer:
F*ck the plowguy!!!
hard.

he's gotta be accruing some type of cosmic rectal breach of biblical proportions.
do unto others? he'd better flippin' hope not.
c'mon,
what would a super awesome snowday be without the following day delivering not only an incredible, outrageous, whopping $240 bill, for services (poorly) rendered,
but also yet another of the whole wide world's sh!ttiest plowjobs?
i wish botfly larvae upon him.
it's not often you get to enjoy the privilege of paying too much,
AND having to finish the job yourself.
awesome.
it never gets old. waitaminit.............
***HOLY SH!T!!- he's here again!
...and gone again before i could even move my car!!!
oh man!,
now it's not just botfly larvae anymore,
i also wish cavities and root canals as well. word.
-that's some real life documentation, ya'll.
it's all really happening as i type, even....
this dude deserves a hate crime.
on civil rights day, even.
F.T.P.
follow the link, & turn up the public enemy;
never quiet, never soft........