shotguns.

duders,
we need to arrange a shotgun derby.
that's when you nancypants fruitblasters
remove your pleated waterbaby diapers,
and come up to the woods and bring the unholy thunder.
12gauge ragnarok.
c'mon.
that's such a kick-A* barbarian thing to do.
double-barrels,
over-and-under,
brutal pump-action rigs,
and single shot break-barrels.
now,
i know some of you have a healthy dose of
weak-sauce connecticut-style do-goodery in you.
and i know that implies a lot of liberal gun aversion.
it's cool.
i won't report you to the awesome police.
it can be our little secret.
c'mon. c'mon. C'MON.
i've got pumpkins,
and gourds,
and targets that NEED exploding.
plus,
there's at least 5 shottie-boom-ba'lotties in the
war room that could use a little action.
let's amke it happen.
you bring a carton of shells,
i'll bring the cannons,
and we'll get a little stress-relieving in
while getting the lead out.
i watched a little sumthin' sumthin',
and now i'm all fired-up to fire off some buckshot barbarism.
here,
check it out.on the link below:
(berserker hard-style hottness)
if that doesn't give you a raging one,
you're suspect.
i'm just sayin'.
shotgun derby.
no skeet, all pounding;
never quiet, never soft.....