the candybeans help a little...

duders,
it's warm out.
balmy, even.
i'm not complaining, at all.
like, AT ALL, at all, about that action.
warmth is a good thing,
especially during the grey gaytardation of november.
but this sweet temperature activation?
it isn't quite the hottness,
but it isn't the gelid iceheart-attack, either.
that's word.
i'll take what i can get, when and where it's available,
and if that means a trip to maine,
well then, so be it.
that's right neighbors-
we went down to portland and ate ourselves a great
big fat gluttonous faceful of vegan deliciousness
at the ever-lovin' green elephant.
don't you worry your silly little noggins about it, y'all.
i worked up an angry mechanic-man's appetite
whilst changing our journey-incurred flat mutha-flippin' tire.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
you didn't think november wouldn't try to F* our A*s,
did you?
wait....did you?
c'mon.
that wouldn't be very wrenchlike at all, now would it?
right.
it's cool, i'd hate to enjoy myself too much, if at all.
uh-huh.
we also did some fancypantsed lefty-type cityside
hipster-staffed organic grocery shopping.
i know, yo.
we had to kill some time...
(even after the roadside assistance jauns)
we stocked up on all the treats, my ninjas.
and that includes a bunch of backup boxes of our
very favorite irish breakfast blended tea,
y'know,
for sipping that sumptuous cuppa
with our morning toast an' that;
aaaand some irish candybeans with 'natural' flavors.....
which are sugary as heck,
but also kind of gross,
not that i've stopped munchin' 'em up yet.
it's exactly that kind of self-induced character development
that gives me what i need to hump the busy buzzing beehive
i've come to know as november.
hard styles,
overfull bellyholes,
sugary nutrient activation,
and another nother other day over and done with.....
before you know it,
it'll be tomorrow,
and that's what's up.
digestion beckons, b!tches,
like a bomb-threat siren from my insides.
take cover,
take care,
and take notice-
it's all really happening,
from the mundane to the arcane,
every single minute,
including this one;
never quiet, never soft.....