things i missed-

hey there duders!
i am back in the chilly expanses
of pure woodsly goodness again.
home sweet home an' that.
sooooooo,
i didn't mention president's day.
...because it's lame.
and i left out blogging entirely on ash wednesday.
....because it's lame.
and i missed out on a few opportunities
to interact with folks from up north
while i was whiling the days away by the pool
catching raybeams of ultraviolet violence for my face.
...because wherever i am is the place to be,
and therefore i'm far too busy at the epicenter
of all the things that seem to consistently keep happening
to get all chatty on the phone lines.
plus,
i still hate using mobile phones.
but,
in the spirit of a successful trip,
and the happy return to the homefront i'm enjoying,
and the projected 7" of heavy wet snow we're
probably getting pummelled with tomorrow,
here's some leftover teleportation from the future,
currently existing in the past,
light years ahead of everywhere else:

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
neighbors,
i'm back on that grind tomorrow.
in a storm,
in the cold,
on vacationary waterbabies and tax-return necktards.
life is pain, kids.
and everything costs somethin'.
it's just the way it is.
real life is designed to kill you, slowly;
never quiet, never soft.....