an incredible excess of hottness.

neighbors,
when shawn hebrank and albie rock
activate the loud fresh hardness,
we do it directly at your F*ing face.
overpackaged in flawless preparatory presentation,
a collaborative sh!t-hot print of spirited memory and
turbo-sexy woodsly goodsly expert activation.
it's a love letter to the future,
sealed with a kiss and a tickle,
directly from the ghost circles of the past.
smoke rings and tree rings and assorted concentric
concentrations, kids.
prepare yourselves for the next level of
teleportational abundance:

from the first to the last,
we care a lot.
i mean,
even the backside is looking hot,
and you ninjas know i like a sweet backside:

uh-huh.
duders,
check the origami gatefold blueprint:

c'mon.
check out the topcoat of see-through lingerie sexy time business:

word up.
if you can't hang out with this sh!t,
you're probably an A*-hole.
fact.
and who doesn't love a tasty striptease?
check:

so good.
bareback naked extra dopeness:

wu-TANG!!!
and,
as usual,
the object is, of course,  more.
organic root vegetable colored papers of incredible
asian magic and mystery?
we got that:

there is literally no reason you shouldn't be trying
to get your hands on one of these over-the-top
nutrient-rick eagles' eggs expert objects of art and ideas.
seriously.
stop reading and start trying to scope one of these.
limited edition, hand signed, two-color letterpress treats.
if you've got a face, you know what this is for;
never quiet, never soft.....77