one charming mutha-F*ing pig.

hey there, duders.
now you can tell all your friends
all about this place.
y'know.
this place.
where true stories get told, truly,
and ideas are given freely away
for your consideration and enjoyment.
i even made these:

yuuuuuuuup.
neighbors.
MY-HANDS-HAVE-TEETH.COM
that will take you to here from wherever.
so now you can tell other other people
to come over here and visit with my thoughts,
and not sound too lame because it's a blog.
awwwwwwwww.
consider me considerate.
10x more charming than that arnold from green acres...
you're welcome;
never quiet, never soft.....84