why, yes,

as a matter of fact,
i'd love some pie.
yeah, duders, consider the teleport,
and then reconsider.
it's already been checked:

chocolate-banana-coconut creme pie,
with home-style chocolate cookie crumble crust.
from scratch, neighbors.
i doo-doo that happy home-makin' sh!t.
activated?
c'mon.
don't be dumb.
why would i get so busy,
if i'm all alone?
because, kids,
my ninja eric came by for vegan family dinner;
and when you've got an active participant
coming over to engage in competent communication,
each and every self-respecting virtuoso of viking values
knows precisely what's required to take the situation
to eleven, right?
uh-huh.
the thunder must be brought down,
loud, hard, and F*ing fresh.
that's it.
unless it's your first day,
or your sh!t is weak-sauce,
super-fancy nutrients and show-offery offerings
are the ways by which the worthy show appreciation
for the worthy.
real recognizes real.
we had an epic dinner,
and a heroic dessert.
that,
coupled with a mountain goats soundtrack,
and some duly diligent discussions
made it an expert event,
especially for a rainy, busted tuesday.
what's that, buddy?
yeah. mountain goats.
smart sad mutha-F*ers know what's up.
surprisingly,
my least sad friend turned me on to 'em.
thanks shawn.
he also packaged all those turbo-sexy art prints.
have you gotten yours yet?
you'd better...
...you don't want to be a waterbaby, do you?
check it:

enveloped in sexy nature explosivity from beyond the future!
magic buttons and all that noise.
re-read all about it 'bout it here.
we're on it,
and we're in it,
and hey!,
we're part of it-
don't sleep on this one, friends.
it exists to be appreciated by your whole self.
***********
never mind the bull,
and never mind the horns,
all that blowing and breaking in the china shop
is getting me nowhere.
so, instead,
i'm taking the reins of the deer,
and grabbing it by the antlers.
y'know,
because they're the answer.
c'mon.
if you're a regular reader,
and not too dumb,
that convoluted pun-heavy play makes sense.
otherwise,
you'll just have to take my word for it.
making moves, kids.
taking steps.
activating.
time's up, y'all;
never quiet, never soft.....85