crestfallen.

today will be different.
y'know why?
because today is the day.
i powered up my evening with important ingredients.
well, to be a bit more specific,
i really just added those heroic specks of spectacular color.
y'know: sprankles.
...of course.
but i also doubled down on the scooples of frozen freshness.
two kinds of berries for my face?
what am i?
an A*hole?
possibly, but i'm an A*hole with twice as much treats!!
(i needed a bigger cone, it was provided)
teleport towards my only sweet spot:

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!
my new frozen dessert-dispensing homeboy,
fabrizio,
even gave me a side order of spranks,
in their very own special container.
seems i've made an impression on the local scoopers.
now, all my spots get it poppin' immediately upon entry.
who'd have guessed the tall, dark, deeply soulful face
of a yeti monsterman would have that effect?
oh, c'mon.
preemptive activation, though?
that's expert.
that's what's up.
and that's how it happens in the woodsly goodness.
weirdest fish meets smallest pond.
interactive participation ensues.
*
raining?
looks like it.
good thing it isn't ruining my day off though.
huh?
oh,
i mean, because, like, what the F* is a day OFF?!
it's on like king donkey honkey dong kong.
or somethin'.
i'm working!
grands do NOT come for free, neighbors,
and movie checks need to keep the funds in check,
even more so than the teleport maintenance check, son.
awww.
i got a car repair scenario trying to F* my A*.
i got a decline in structural integrity,
and a drought on liquid assets.
hard styles,
rough patches,
dry spells,
it's ALL really happening.
do work, son;
never quiet, never soft.....7x21...147!!