Friday, July 20

rising. shining.

midnight movie premiers?
yeah.
you're never too old to activate the nutrients
of epic comic book nerd entertainment.
i definitely doo-doo that dark nightly dopeness, duders.
for real.
explosions and sh!t are all i really need to get amped up
about spanning two hours and forty mutha-F*ing minutes
watching the league of shadows beat up on gotham city.
real talk.
i forgot about adults and late night interaction.
the movie was muffled by the giddy giggles of a gaggle
of gagging girls, there to be seen at the scene.
not a lot happens in the woodsly goodness at midnight,
so a chance to sit in a dark theater and watch a big debut
is kind of something that a whole cross-section of youths
need to be present and accounted for i guess.
...and then be seen being drunk and dumb.
nothing says expert like dropping bottle after bottle
of bootlegged beers down the sloping floor of the theater.
...except everything else.
awwwww.
is that what they call ambiance?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
gaytard explosions of disappointing social interaction.
that's a thing now, i guess.
it was almost refreshing to see folks ruining a movie
with their chatter and bad behavior.
almost.
i prefer a less-covert kid and play combo,
and a more overt conversational debate
with the screen and the actors and the plot,
y'know, like at 'hood movie theaters.
those popcorn-eatin'-A* moviegoers get
loud, fresh, AND hard,
and give zero F*s about the content
or the caliber of dramatic action in a film.
just sayin',
where my 'hood ninjas at?
(they weren't here for the midnight showing, friends)
college-ish age kids,
chubby grubby kevin smith-type black shirted locals,
a couple participants,
a lot of attendees.
by the time it was finally, mercifully finished,
and i made it home to hit they hay,
it was time to get ready for another 'nother full friday
of full-force ferocity at the lonely, homely hot fire furnace
of tattbombing and comedy-hour sadism.
y'know?
no?
i'm tired,
and i'm taking it out on somebody/everybody/anybody.
hard styles, as always, abound.
it's not as easy as it used to be to stay up and out and at 'em
and then jump back up and out and at 'em,
but you know i choose the wrench, right?
whatever, neighbors.
i don't need sleep.
i don't need comfort.
and that's a good flippin' thing too,
because i got none of those jauns at all.
today is definitely gonna be the day!
***********
huh?
oh, yeah.
don't worry.
i'm on it.
total coverage, kids.
wall-to-wall heavy hundreds and molto thousands an' that.
two scoops, thick with the spranks.
why?
because too much is the right amount.
teleport:
more and more and more.
that's what i want,
that's what i've got;
never quiet, never soft.....

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