Friday, July 27

you were worried?

spraaaaaaaanks!
i know you ninjas missed the massive quantities
of hundreds and thousands of rainbow magic
doodie twankles of colored candy cylinders
of extruded prismatic spectrum sparkles.
right?
neighbors,
it took me a few days to get re-activated,
y'know,
to power down cake,
and pie,
and get into the mighty mindset of a marvelous master
of my own stormswept savage destiny...
but i'm back on track,
and back on the attack.
and thus,
the extra fresh nutrients are back in full effect.
check the righteous sugar-powered fruitberry gaysplosions
from the mutha-ucking future, b!tches.
teleport!:
like i said-
spraaaaaaaaanks!
that's short for sprankles.
don't be dumb.
you dig those lavender pastel spranky nutrients.
don't even try to lie.
i figured you were prob'ly having withdrawals.
shivery shakes an' that,
so i've affixed a fix to this featured flavor sh!t.
you're welcome.
the sprank squad, kids.
we run it;
never quiet, never soft.....

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