you know it, you love it-
XI-mas!
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
new hampshire Folk Life family-togetherness holiday gratitude and generosity.
the best and brightest in gift giving spirits and memories.
me and my peoples, spanning time in style, with piles and piles of mutha-flippin' treats!
that's right:
treats!
it's all about the perfectly-presented considerately-selected onslaught of
optimized intimately knowledgeable activation of impeccable parcels.
neighbors,
i doo-doo that.
check the heroic photogenic XIth-level teleport:
stuffed stockings are the start of everything expert.
a well-packed sock of hottness determines the dedication of the gift-giver.
if you're trying to be holey, you'll get darned.
oh, stop it:
anybody can ball out on one big present.
that's entry-level amateur sh!t, yo.
real talk,
you need a perfect blend of whimsy, candy, and sentiment keepsakes.
i get it poppin', because i'm a miraculous magic memory maker, mutha-'uckers.
recognize.
from there,
it's all about the kids.
teleport to the future with me:
merrier.
merriest.
oh, and there was a secret stash of heaped up boxes that made it's debut
once all the other other excitement started to wane.
it's called an encore, ninjas.
that's showmanship.
in fact,
even the presents look better when they're all together, lined up in a row:
i'm only interested if there's more, done more beautifully, and in excess in all ways.
success?
who was wondering?
stop it.
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and now we've got an entire strong week of steady snow and hot woodstovely heat.
and so many rad new things to play with, read, watch, and assemble.
we're interactive, we're participants, we're warrior poets of really realness,
and we're having a very happy holiday.
y'all got X-mas,
but ours goes to XI.
i may have gotten the sh!t-end of the candy cane,
but it's about doing it with dopeness.
y'know what dads get for the holidays?
the bill.
it's all really happening.
merry XI-mas, friends;
never quiet, never soft.....
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