i got some new treats in the mail yesterday.
nothing big, or overly showy, but definitely an excellent accessory all the same.
sometimes there just needs to be a little flash of personal hottness, y'know?
i'm sayin',
it's not much, but it sure does makes a difference.
a little gulp of fresh flavor, a new spice on the same old meat,
you know it- all that kind of dressed-up mess.
in this case?
some subtly super-fancy unnecessary discs of dopeness, for my face.
or,
more specifically, for the giant stretched-out buttholes on either side of my head.
y'heard?
i did, with my new threaded headgear, ninjas!
teleport:
how expert, neighbors?
c'mon.
you know they're rad.
like fasteners that keep the bearded weirdie contained between a horseface
and some elastic lobes.
big holes, friends, need big plugs. stuffed tight with gourmet woods an' that.
awwwwwwwwwww.
i'd probably be more excited if adding new earrings to the mix
wasn't just another 'nother way of decorating a big ol' hairy pile of sh!t, kids.
yuuuuuuup.
i doo-doo that.
and here's why it doesn't work:
see?
all squinky-eyed like a dwarven delver from the deeps, duders.
yep.
buttoned up and bundled too.
this personal style i ply?
it's a hard style at all times, and even harder at the best of times.
stay ugly, stay dope.
real talk;
never quiet, never soft.....
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