rock bloxxx.

i'm all about toasted coconut, kids.
that's real.
and i can't resist chocolate chips, either.
i guess it's just a couple more character traits/flaws we can add to the list.
however,
i'm also really kind of into drizzling expert sauce on stuff.
yeah, it's true.
since i'm not gonna get to snack up on any girl scout cookies,
even though i bought twenty flippin' boxes from my daughters,
i figured i could play to my tendencies,
and let my infinite nature out of it's ninja bag for a minute or two.
uh-huh.
check the semi-samoa-style teleport:

boo-ya, b!tches, like the tribe, an' that.
yes, neighbors,
i toasted all my own tropical palm fruits,
and i melted up a burly blend of dark chocolaty syrup to drip
all over the craggy caps of these elite cookies.
i mean,
c'mon, y'all.
it's not like i'm an A*hole, after all.
i got a haircut today, too.
unfortunately,
i'm having a great hair day and a horrible face day,
so you'll have to wait to see what style i'm repping for trimmed beards and domes.
anyway,
i wasn't about to show up and interact with my brand-new interim hairstylist empty handed.
don't be dumb.
i always pay my debts.
F* that.
i always overdo it,
with the fire and explosions added it to it.
that means that i bring treats as well as tip money, my duders.
awwwwwwwww.
i'm sort of secretly nice.
shhhhhhhh.
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my friends are still better than yours, y'all.
not only did i get a hooked-up cup or two of tea at the local corporate coffee chain,
but after delivering a dose of those righteous rock block cookies to my
barbarian barrista b!tches at 'bux this afternoon,
they hit me off with a special care package later on this evening.
seriously:

right?
so they spelled my name wrong, big deal.
haha.
in reality, that always irritates me,
but when accompanied by freebies from the heart,
it's gift-horse dentistry to delve too deeply into my displeasure, no?
word.
...and they were quoting b.i.g., too.
that's a nice touch, even with the dubious quotation marks.
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yep.
another 'nother full day of doing a whole bunch of very little and spending big loot.
hard styles and emptied pockets.
it's all really happening;
and somehow, it's still looking a little bit better than yesterday.
i don't get it,
bit i'm sure excited about it.
long goodbyes segue into big hellos,
and you guys know how i feel about those;
never quiet, never soft.....7x49 jesus!