TACOOOOOOOOOS!!!

friends,
i never used to eff with soft corn tortillas that often-
but these days? i'm kind of into 'em.
compared to the disappointment that i get form each and every hard taco i've ever had,
a gluten-free corn circleflap is pretty damned good, when it comes right down to it.
and i can hang out with softies forever, over the sh!t-shrapnel of a crispy crawnchy
crapcup of a hard shell.
real talk.
i get pretty heavily invested in my taco reality.
i do.
i'm kind of an all-or-nothing guy when it comes to mealtimes...
...and it's never nothin', and it's always MORE than before.
mmhmmm.
too much is the right amount,
and i don't wanna wimp out with less than the best on my plate.
check the teleport:

see????
that's that sexxxy-sexxx, son.
but, seriously, look at all the gooooood stuff:

WORD!
do you guys know how i get my refried beans to be expert?
ho'sauce.
lots of ho'sauce.
and nootch, and vegan butter, and softened sweet onion and sweet peppers and hot pepper too.
mmmhmmmm.
nootch-boosted ho'sauce activated hottness turns an already awesome item up to eleven.
that's the right way to get freshie-fresh with your beans, bud.
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now,
you may also want some sort of wheatless, meatless veggie crOmbles.
bro, i GOT you:
1/2 block minced tempeh;
1/2 diced onion;
1 1/2 cup halved baby grape tomatoes;
1.2 cup bell peppers;
1/2 jalapeno pepper, minced;
1 clove crushed garlic;
2 T olive oil;
saute all that-
when the onions are softening, add:
2 tsp paprika;
1 tsp oregano;
1 tsp cumin;
1 tsp coriander;
2 T fresh scallion;
2 T chopped cilantro;
1 cup water;
2 T nootch;
1 T wheatless soy sauce;
GPOP, black pepper, pink salt, to taste.
simmer that, and add 2 tsp tomato paste
to thicken it all the way with superumami megaflavor!
yeah!
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and there's cukes, and purple cabbage,
and bell pepper, and pickled jalapenos, and mincey onion bits,
and scallion sprankles,
AND cashew-lime sour cream, man.
uh-huh.
i do it like i mean it because i DO mean it.
and then a wedge of lime makes it even MORE frickin' terrific.
yep. that's real.
alllll the goodness, all at once, crazy crazy crazy, all the way love in your face!
expert.
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eat more tacos.
vegan ones.
gluten free vegan ones.
pretty, tasty, magical homemade ones.
you won't regret it;
never quiet, never soft.....