any day in june...

the end of june is here.
it didn't rain for a total of about four days.
non-consecutively.
that soaks me down in the bottom-half of my half-full glasshole.
i'm wet as F**!
(that's what SHE said)
and it is not awesome.
at all.
the year is already all the way half-over.
wait, what?
yep.
halfway to all done.
that's that.

i spent the day eating incredible vegan hottness.
big fat breakfast?
uh-huh.
secret maine treats before lunch?
sure.
crazy-delicious nankonping thai food for noonishness?
bam. bam. bam-a-lama.....
and falafel burgers for dinner?
obviously.
i am so flippin' full my guts may pop right out.
which would be gross, for sure.
i can only hope tomorrow is less fattening.

that's all the news from the woodsly goodness.
it rained all day.
i ate all day.
i made it rain all day.
word up;
never quiet, never soft...