wednesday.

last night was a great night.
why?
faux buffalo-style pseudo-meat, celery, and fake treats sandwiches!
hot sauce is f*n' dope,
and if you can't get with the ho' sauce, then you're probably an a-hole.
that's a scientific theorem, i think.
all i know for sure is:
those ho' saucy, buttery, rockin' rolls were totally yum4tum!!
i even cheateda little teeny tiny bit today,
and instead of gettin' all chef-like in my kitchen,
i went and got a crispy veggie submariner this afternoon instead.
crunchiness is the key, ninjas.
limp lettuce is like ocean farts in your face.
gross.
but even when it's store-bought,
i get busy with the bread-fillings-condiments-bread combination....
and it's not even close to over yet, miki-fikis;
all mutha-uckin' week, ya'll.
s.a.n.d.w.i.c.h.e.s.
boo-ya in my bellyhole.

what a day, what a day.
what a DAY.
sunshine. terrific temperatures. low humidity.
summery perfection.
a great day for viewing potential relocation destinations.
and that's exacty what we did;
we went and looked at a great big burly barbarian bastion.
could it be the Folk Life & Liberty fortress even?
maaaaaaybe.
only time will tell,
and right now time is keeping it's secrets close to the chest.
good things come to those who wait,
but,
fortune favors the bold.
what's the best way to proceed?
i'm gonna patiently wait so flippin' loud and hard!!!!

my fingers, toes, and eyes are crossed for better days.
starting today.
because just like yesterday and every day,
today is the day...
...for sandwiches;
never quiet, never soft...