monday.

sandwiches, b!tches!!

that's some vegan sleezy faux-cheese and tomato, ya'll.

seasoned sassy saucy sauce of nutritional yeast,

pan-seared tofu,

vine-ripened tomato slices,

and locally baked italian bread.

recognize the delicious, devious, divine delicacies

directly from the delicatessen of distractions.......

wait,

what?

anyway, sandwich week is in effect.

it's like "shark week",

y'know, the horrible series of shows about people getting munched up

by carnivorous cartilaginous fish on discovery channel;

except it's all about the between-the-bread fillings gettin' muched up by us....

one sandwich down,

so many to go.....

up next:

breakfast sandwiches!!!

i get some days off now.

and man oh man, am i ready for some big fun!

dopeness, indeed.

it might not even rain tomorrow....

i'm more halfway through my first month of vacation, too.

anything can happen,

but,

it probably won't.

instead,

something will definitely go down....

(that's what she said)

never quiet, never soft....