what a difference a hat makes.

here's a rippin' representation of the good ol' wild west
chock full to the nuts with fresh-to-death flavor.
that right there could be either a banker or a doctor, circa 1888,
likely somewhere in the dakota territories.
so nice.

and here's a heapin' honkin' hunk of red-blooded asstardedness.

same person, worlds apart.

what a difference a hat makes, huh?

i'm just sayin',

the redneck long-haul A-hole big-block sexy time

is probably infecting your computer with a blistering virus,

or at least a nasty and probably contagious rash.

delete your browsing history immediately!

you like it;

never handsome, never hot....