black friday.

black friday in the white mountains?
crazy talk.
i mean,
is there a lot of hot sauce around?
kool-aid?
bad credit?
police profiling?
practically stealing some merchandise while it's still dark out?
that's just a racist generalization.
...oh, c'mon.
i just don't get it;
still,
we don't get down on that adbusters doo-doo butter.
buy nothing day?
F* that.
i went to work betting on the post-turkey consumer riot to fuel my funding.
the wife, holly, and harvest all scampered out of bed all early-shirley,
and did the super secret sales an' that.
me and maple star slept in, fed the chipmunks, and ate toast.
i'm sorta sad to report the news,
but it's all really happening:
jess got a flat screen television and a dvd player this morning.
man,
i guess we're out of the club.
and here i thought we'd just be readers from now on....
closed captioning doesn't count, y'heard?
the kids are amped up on large and in charge home cinematics-
nacho libre on the big screen?
get that corn outta my face!!!
i worked like a maniac all day,
ran an hour behind schedule pretty much from when i walked in the door,
and got done with and out of work three hours after closing.
hard styles, ya'll.

i just have enough time to shovel some leftovers down my face,
and tell some stories to the sleepy seeds.
squeezing in the quality parenting, ninjas.
this is the time i have been given,
and this is what we're making with it;
never quiet, never soft.....