over and done with.

did you guys know that all of the
woodland wackiness north of up here
is even more flippin' weird and F*d up?
they start february vacation this week.
and, they had school on president's day!
i guess something about the current president
must prohibit them from celebrating
president's day as a national holiday.
(i think it's because he's a black guy. i swear)
i'm serious.
they couldn't bank or do mail,
but they went to school.
that's hard.
that's so not B.H.M. friendly.
redneck A*-hole racist jerks is what they are.
true story.
i can't hang out.
but then again,
i make up special holidays to get time off.
so there's that.
the upside down side to all this?
all those white mountainous white people
will be coming in for some tatzappin' all week long.
yuck.
those suckas better be packing a big, fat, wallet chock full
to the brim and beyond with income tax return money,
because i've got their number.
it definitely is NOT eleven.
that's word.
suckiness costs extra.
i'm sayin'.
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i went to mass. today.
tearful goodbyes an' that, y'know.
there's never enough time,
and never ever enough of the girls in my life.
no such thing as too much of a good thing, right?
i know.
the only thing i'm looking forward to is about a hundred years'
worth of rip van winkling.
i'm beat up,
burned out,
and worn down.
i can actually see the orbital cavities of my skull.
like a pair of sunken, inverted black eyes,
i'm rocking the purple panda racoon look.
soup is on.
it's got healing powers.
like eagle's eggs nutrients, even.
the house is empty,
the nest is empty,
the eagle has landed,
all that noise;
never quiet, never soft.....