saturdazed and consternated...

hard styles.
that's what i'm reppin' on.
somebody broke my computer.
y'know how it goes:
clickety-clicks and clacks on every little icon,
and before you know it,
you've contracted internet AIDS.
i don't know who the heck it was who did it to it,
but i know that by the time i got home extra-late from work,
a full-blown case of blistering, feverish foulness had done 'er in.
dang.
complications are what gets you in the end, huh.
so my jauns are busted,
and i'm at work,
readying my A* for a brutal bevvy of blastin' on some boorish
beat-street browsin' bastards...
is it ever easy?
c'mon.
who even wants the easy way?
not me, ninjas.
the hard way is the only way.
some kind of righty-tighty wrenchin' is what i need.
at all times.
lucky for y'all,
these waterbabies can't start without me,
and i'm taking a second to discuss the difficulties inherent
in internet usage.
secretly,
i think the poison email doo-doo-dot.com butter
is what killed us.
have you gotten that canadian viagra secret crap-blast
live and direct from friendly trusted email addresses yet?
so good.
yeah.
i got that.
and now i'm all F*ed up.
nice.
be careful, mutha-b!tches, is all i'm sayin'....
***********
it's a super-duper busy saturday up here.
every flippin' A*-tard i've ever even heard of
is hangin' out at every light at every intersection,
wrecking my whole world.....
sitting at work,
sitting in cars,
sitting in on a session of aggression and concession;
it's still what happens,
even when it sucks;
-
*super p.s.-
i couldn't and wouldn't ever let some lame cake weak sauce stop me
from bringing the thunder and the lightning into the equation.
i've already rocked this day inside and out,
and after a trip to staples,
i'm all usb ported and routered up.
i've brought the tower out of retirement,
and i'm a lot less mobile with a full-sized pc,
but the big action is back in action.
i doo-doo that instant gratification-type sh!t...
...not to mention the brandy spankin' new laptop
that i'll be representin' all the real life documentarianism with,
come thursday.
i know that's not exactly instant,
which explains the wireless magic stick stuff i'm using right now.
it is literally all really happening as i type.
technology?
barely, and even then only for you.
and you.
and you.
you, not so much.
and you, too;
never quiet, never soft.....