Friday, August 13

the thirteenth.

ooooooooooh,
it's ah-so a'spooky.
the sun is out now and the skies are clear,
and that's nice weather for sure.
but that doesn't matter today, now does it?
no way no how,
you're proper F*ed my jinxy minxes and vexed vixens.
there's hexes and evil eyes and superb superstitions to observe-
yes.
it's friday the 13th, ninja-b!tches.
and what with it being a friday,
it's decidedly not-casual.
that's a pretty clear clarion call for machete-chops,
and for the wearing of bow ties if ever i've heard of one.
c'mon.
human sacrifices and broken mirrors and umbrellas indoors
and all of that tasty treatsiness.
i'm on it.
and that's not all, at all;
provided a black cat doesn't cross the path of the delivery man,
and he doesn't drive under a ladder or whatever,
so that he makes it to minneapolis on time,
there will be new and better treats for your faces
over at the hotspot for unholy heaps of hottness:
neverquietneversoft
check in on all those sweet jauns this afternoon, neighbors.
provided we haven't been hexed or hemmed-up,
there's bound to be new stuff
that takes it all the way to eleven.
on the 13th, an' that.
we've got your number,
and maybe even a spare bow tie.
***********
duders,
check out the mesa for your face-a:
that's my table rock.
the hunt for solid stone slabs is getting harder
as my ambitions get bigger (and heavier).
that striated slice of turbo-fresh is what's sating my searches for now.
it's not easy,
fitting in time to get that granitey goodness.
like these butt-spots around the fire pit...
c'mon.
what's more flavorful than permanent posts of lithic loveliness?
off the henges, y'all...
yeah, that's right.
-wooooooord.
***********
so,
it's friday.
the 13th.
another 'nother day full of non-stop real life.
i'm lucky to be here;
never quiet, never soft.....

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